Are you at work? Are you high?

A new report from the feds shows that 8% of all employees use illegal drugs, mostly marijuana. The highest rate of drug use is in the food services industry.

For what it’s worth, one of the lowest rates of drug use is in the legal industry.

I thought pot smokers sat on Pete’s Couch all day and did nothing? I guess they go to work like the rest of society.

The best solution belongs to the Onion. Drugs will now be legal if the user is employed.

Reason provides some great insight. Employers only discourage alcohol use if it affects performance. Employers enforce zero tolerance for other drugs. It you can be a great employee but you smoke weed, should you be fired? If so, we will have to shut down the NBA.

Labels: Marijuana